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(no subject) [5/19/12 at 01:31 am]

savannahjan
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These bad cop episodes have been lame.
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(no subject) [5/19/12 at 01:10 am]

savannahjan
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[Temperament |confusedconfused]

"Why would he lie about that?" is a question I'm asking myself.
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Wings, garpar onion rings, chocolate, and now rum and coke. I'm a goddamned idiot. [5/19/12 at 12:41 am]

tryaswemight
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Tonight's theme is 'eating and drinking things that are going to make me hate myself in a few hours when my stomach finally explodes in a burning, painful mess'.
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(no subject) [5/19/12 at 12:10 am]

death_ismygift
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[Tunes |Sonata Arctica - Wildfire Part II]

I feel like this song requires use of the 'punctuation at the hootenany' tag.
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what the fuck who told them this song was a good idea [5/18/12 at 11:53 pm]

death_ismygift
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[Tunes |Sonata Arctica - Don't Be Mean]

I can't.
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Tony, what is this. What is this thing you're singing. [5/18/12 at 11:49 pm]

death_ismygift
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[Tunes |Sonata Arctica - Cinderblox]

I don't even know what's happening here, but I like it.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 11:41 pm]

death_ismygift
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[Tunes |Sonata Arctica - I Have the Right]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII like this.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 11:27 pm]

death_ismygift
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I almost want to skip ahead to "Don't Be Mean" in this stream, because I can't even imagine what a metal song by that title would sound like.
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Not that I'm not super into all of them. [5/18/12 at 11:26 pm]

death_ismygift
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I'm always a little nervous about a new Sonata album, because they all sound so different, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to be super into this one.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 11:19 pm]

death_ismygift
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Sonata had better be coming to Connecticut again on this tour.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 10:12 pm]

jira_rd
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He also said people on Tumblr suck each other's dicks and just fake love each other and are pathetic when he has real problems like the fact that he can't get his hands to stop shaking because he did too much cocaine, which he freely admits doing cocaine for the wrong reasons and tells anyone off who tries to talk to him about it, and I find it, again, hilarious that he thinks he's better than everyone else.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 10:10 pm]

jira_rd
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On Tumblr, some dude was slut-shaming for no apparent reason other than a girl said she liked boys who were in bands, saying shit like being whorish is wrong and he'll judge you and he doesn't want to fuck some slut, and then about an hour later, posted for people to send him pictures of their tits at his email, which I find hilariously hypocritical.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 10:38 pm]

death_ismygift
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I wish 'Who put the glad in gladiator?' was a statement.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 10:34 pm]

death_ismygift
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I can tell from the noises my belly is making that there was actual dairy in that milkshake.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 09:58 pm]

death_ismygift
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I wrote down that Stones Grow Her Name comes out today, but Amazon is telling me it comes out on the 22nd.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 09:57 pm]

death_ismygift
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And now we're watching Hercules.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 09:54 pm]

death_ismygift
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Chris and I went to Arby's, which I forgot was even a place, and the roast beef sandwich I had was so good I almost want to go back and get another one.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 09:19 pm]

death_ismygift
FYE DIDN'T HAVE SONATA'S NEW ALBUM.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 08:08 pm]

death_ismygift
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This was the picture on the back of the birth announcement.
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Figure the family name should get in there somewhere. [5/18/12 at 08:05 pm]

death_ismygift
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My cousin just had a baby and his middle name is Thor, so I'm starting a petition right now to name the next baby Tony "Iron Man" Stark-Sattler.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 03:15 pm]

savannahjan
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Poor Elliot sure does have to shoot a lot of people.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 05:10 pm]

cpip
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First person narrative doesn't bug me, but fiction writing in the present tense drives me up the fucking wall and makes me want to strangle people.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 04:22 pm]

death_ismygift
Toni just put a package of cookies on the break room table and said they taste like shit, so I accepted that challenge and they taste fine to me.
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(no subject) [5/18/12 at 04:06 pm]

death_ismygift
I hate when it's slow at work, because then I have nothing to think about but my head.
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