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[sticky post] Interested in joining the community?

Oct. 31st, 2014 | 07:41 am
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Anyone wishing to apply for community membership should go here.

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Yes, guac is green, but...

Mar. 17th, 2015 | 03:05 pm
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Someone brought tortilla chips and guacamole to our St. Patrick's Day work potluck.
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First world problems, first world problems

Dec. 5th, 2014 | 09:27 am
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My barista didn't even bother to make a design on the top of my vanilla latte.

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Oct. 15th, 2014 | 10:03 am
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She says, "We've got to hold on to what we've got."
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Oct. 15th, 2014 | 10:02 am
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It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
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Oct. 15th, 2014 | 10:02 am
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We've got each other, and that's a lot.
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OHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

Oct. 15th, 2014 | 10:02 am
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WE'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

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May. 29th, 2014 | 01:28 pm
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Yay, we once again have a working fridge.
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*Insert witty subject here*

May. 21st, 2014 | 10:57 pm
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In Soviet Russia, Mothership posts you.

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They should just change the name to MySpace and join the dustbin of internet history

May. 15th, 2014 | 10:59 am
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LiveJournal appears to have done yet another horrible update, and this one broke comment pages in a lot of communities.

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May. 12th, 2014 | 12:30 pm
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A political candidate sent me an email from an address that I didn't recognize with the subject "Re: SHOCKING!!" and I'm amazed that they wouldn't know not to do that because every spam filter in the world should catch it.
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:(

May. 7th, 2014 | 06:35 pm
posted by: savannahjan in statements

My uterus hurts a lot.

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May. 6th, 2014 | 10:03 pm
posted by: savannahjan in statements

Of course the first song I search for on the Beats app isn't in there.

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May. 4th, 2014 | 06:17 pm
posted by: savannahjan in statements

Buffy letting Angel feed off of her on the eve of the ascension was incredibly selfish, and man I can't stand her.

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May. 3rd, 2014 | 07:50 pm
posted by: savannahjan in statements

It seems impossible to fold myself up as tightly as I seem to need to stop this infernal cramping.

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Apr. 27th, 2014 | 01:22 pm
posted by: savannahjan in statements

I don't want to get a tooth extracted, but I don't have a choice.

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Apr. 26th, 2014 | 08:34 pm
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I have a hard time watching the first part of Paul Blart because he is so awkward and it makes me feel uncomfortable.

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Apr. 26th, 2014 | 07:26 pm
posted by: savannahjan in statements

My left tonsil can't figure out if it is sick or healthy, and it is terribly annoying.

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Apr. 26th, 2014 | 07:24 pm
posted by: savannahjan in statements

I took Monday off from work so I can continue letting my muscles heal.

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CAPSLOCKSORROW

Apr. 26th, 2014 | 07:07 pm
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THE VICODIN IS WEARING OFF.

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Yum!

Apr. 26th, 2014 | 06:52 pm
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My hubby is bringing a pizza home for a late dinner.

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Apr. 26th, 2014 | 06:29 pm
posted by: savannahjan in statements

I'm trying to catch up on my journaling; I always get so close.

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Apr. 26th, 2014 | 05:17 pm
posted by: savannahjan in statements

I wonder why my fingers always hurts so much more and feel like they need to pop more frequently when my body is majorly sore.

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Apr. 26th, 2014 | 04:45 pm
posted by: savannahjan in statements

This book depicted an 11 year-old decapitating another teenager with a garrote.

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